I usually get asked a question by Brazilians in Portuguese wondering if I can help translate this or that, assuming I too am Brazilian (there's a fairly large Brazilian community near me in Somerville, MA.) or "I thought you were Indian!" by people I've known for a minute. I don't really mind any of it, though I just…

It's a good thing for him he's so fucking hot...!

You know how you can get so embarrassed by something horrible that happens to you in public that you pretend like it didn't happen? Like if you farted at a funeral for your nanna in front of your whole family, for example. I guess then you hold your head up high, pretend like you didn't smelt it 'cause you didn't deal…

The Google results for Mitchum-Humpsterfumper disease showed this post as the first result and it still took me a second. I really need to stop drinking.

Still, it made me laugh out loud. It's one of the best stories ever in this, my favorite Gawker series ever!

That would be the Massachusetts Republican party, such as it is.

Hot.

Redacted.

You know?

Then you join the "I Love The Gays but Hate The Poors" party.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…

*sigh* We are our own worst enemy. But not to worry comrade: I've already reported you to the Obama Politburo. It's for your own good.

God, I hate that. There was a guy I met at the Umass campus in Boston (I was there for work, not trolling the bathrooms) and we were giving each other "the eye" during a very long, very boring meeting. Instead of heading for his or my place afterwards, which would have been difficult since that damn campus is in the…

You slept with a...Republican? A Republican?? What the Fuck!!?? This is why we can't have nice things! You seriously should be forced to go work with orphans in India for five years as atonement!

I suggest the kid go after a new market with a sequel to his book, "Maybe Allah Ain't So Bad After All".

If I were the niece, I would have donated the $25 in Rand's name to Harry Truman's campaign. Take that Auntie!

The French are the worst. They just are. It's as if they are proud of the horrible stereotypes people attach to them (especially the British who can't seem to stand them). They have always been anti-semitic and now, they are apparently also proud homophobes; polling in France shows a slight majority are against the…

Holy shit! Thanks for the flashback. I felt like I time traveled into the past to try and change the election outcome in 2010. And failed! I'm no Marty McFly...

Whoops! I just realized this shit is a year old! Sorry! I really do hate Kinja!

Me too. And not just people I barely know or those I dislike intensely: I ignore the people I liked a lot too because I find re-starting those relationships awkward because they knew things about me that now shames me. I know they'll eventually say "remember when you got fired that time for stealing all those cd's?"…