I don't understand what's happening in that video...

@Derek Pegritz: Amen. And it was actually much better made and written than any of his other disaster porn flicks (of which I love all, even the ones with cheapo effects like Independence Day.)

The only war that slut Palin can declare is on common sense.

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband, 'cause the aliens are about to probe everybody out here!

@oh no i di'n't: Oh yes you did! That was the worst thing ever...except for this...

@perouze: I'm a hearting whore so right back at ya!

@Helen Lobonc: It's all been terribly embarrassing to my family...

@LoveHandles: It just means you're a Republican. By that I mean you're gay. Welcome to Gaytopia! Please learn to spell "fairy."

Uh, so those terrible pictures of my cat masturbating that some, er, asshole hacked and posted on my facebook is still there somewhere? O, the humanity!

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: You're welcome. Thank me by walking around Mass. Saturday. Thank you.

@Graviton1066: Pennsylvania is in the Northeast. Maybe Ohio?

As of Saturday morning, the survivors from NYC please bypass Massachusetts and go straight to Vermont, New Hampshire & Maine. They have room for crazy Staten Island types & Hipsters there. Massachusetts is full! Thank you for your understanding...

@shakalover: Here you go you sick fuck. No judgement.

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): @princesslala: Google "Dr. Laura Nude" for the blown up pics, including one of her with her legs spread like a good ol' slutty X-tube Democrat. I thought it would be too much to link to bigger pics. But they clearly didn't believe in waxing back then. Animals.

Now this lovely, lovely woman can go practice her first amendment rights on Stormfront where she belongs. Oh wait, she's a Jewish Neo-nazi...that might be a problem. Lest we forget, Mrs. Family Values was once quite the little 'ho who sent around inappropriate pics to her tricks. So maybe she can take up a career as…

We have jury nullification all the time in this country and this case is crying out for it. He better not spend a day in jail! And I really hope the service unions get their ass in gear and use this case to show the public what people in the service industry have to put up with.

@Daoudmac: Oh shut up. I'm gay and you know as well as I do our community uses it all the time so stop being a hypocritical homo (better than "fag", I hope? I don't want you to cry again.)

@La Madrugada: He really should be given a fabulous award, like a fine-dining certificate to some posh NYC restaurant. Then Obama should appoint him transportation chief, stat.