Damn, I hadn’t heard that one. Dabo to DC makes a lot of sense if you really think about it. 

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

Better Idea: Put the Goose in Smash - as an assist trophy; summon the goose and he’ll go around stealing items off of your opponents and they’ll have to catch him before he drops the item off the stage. You’re welcome.

You can do it, Memphis! Assemble the Jackson 5!

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

What a teammate, trying to hook Phil up with some buns, even years after he was run out of town. 

I’m waiting for Meghan to hit Joy & Whoopi over the head with a chair & spray paint NWO all over the set and reveal Megyn Kelly as the 3rd conservative. Better yet have Megyn Kelly & Tomi Lahren jump Whoopi & Joy on the set and hold up 4 fingers like The Four Horsemen.

Though not the saddest Natalie Wood story.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

You ggot ggot!

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

HE HATE TEAMS

Yeah there’s some great ones floating around, like Oil Rumble (for the GRR), Infidel in a Cell, and November to Dismember

I don’t know who the credit belongs to, but I prefer “Blood Money in the Bank”, rather than “Allah In”, but that’s pretty good too.

I’m extremely cheesed at how they’ve treated the women’s tag team titles. I thought the IIconics were hilarious as heel champions, and yeah I would have loved a fatal four-way tag match at Summerslam - which unfortunately was shoved over to Raw without much notice. And rather than put the belts around Mandy Rose /…