Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

I'm on Team AzRamBuss.

Ballmer to Jeanie: “No sweat.”

So then why do you keep getting fired?

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

Shout out Nick Collison, almost certainly the worst player who didn’t die tragically to have his number retired.

It’s “Ex-Rays”.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

There damn well better not be sales tax on Tampontreal Exporays merchandise

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.

Reporters are so soft now. I remember the days of Herbert McGoo, Joe Dribbler, Dick Frank, Johnny Johnson, Big Jim Pincus, Wally Habbermaster, and their ilk. They’d get a quote out of ty Cobb or honus Wagner if it meant a fight. If you thought you could throw McGoo out of the clubhouse he would patiently oblige and…

Mikey is a normal name for a guy in Waltham. Find a new slant. 

Ray Ratto can’t wait for tonight’s NHL draft and the ill-fitting gray suits on uncomfortable-under-TV-lights prairie lads.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

Bert, Any word on if this is an early onset of the Base God inevitably re-cursing the soon to be leaving Durant?

Raptors were great. It’s such a bummer to see the Warriors go out so injured but that’s the game.

The VAR review was inconclusive.