The first third or whatever of the Star Wars Holiday Special is Chewie’s family on Kashyyyk. No subtitles. All grunts and acid flashbacks.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Jezspin forever

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

Look at the rat’s nest of cables there. Christ. Does no one in that place own a couple of zip ties?

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Do they have to bring their own hardhats and lunchpails or do the Bulls provide that for them?

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

“I never saw a ghost when I played against the Pats. I did see a giant asshole though.” - Mark Sanchez

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

probably because it never fucking happened 1312

Dion Waiters is Jimmy Butler minus the whole being good at basketball thing.