if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

I’m just glad Storm Duck lost, because Truman Peyote got jobbed harder than anyone else in the first round.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

The Infinity ERA is over, we’re in the career Endgame now.

Pope Thrower for Lakers GM

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Wrong St. Petersburg.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob. 

So, there are two very different aspects to this article:

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

What if it’s referring to the location of women you frequently have relations with?

It just seems so wasteful. All of those jet trips and commuting, all for a weird kayfabe plastic NFL copy. There is no physical history, or ties, or roots, so why waste all these resources and money for something that would be just as good centered in Burbank?

You think they had oxycontin on the Mayflower?

Footage from this year’s Browns playoff-clinching win against Pittsburgh:

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.