Not the worst Canadian to go #1 though, so he's got that going for him.

I think you mean “you’re”.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

So this was Sam Hinkie's endgame!

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Don fucking Cherry needs to learn how to don fucking clothing.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

Sometimes, only your Pham can tell you the hard truths. 

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

Univision should be included in this poll.

I’m not voting in this poll and I don’t know anything about the Deadspin Awards.
If my wife voted for Woodergate in this poll, her actions were seriously misguided. She acted independently and without my knowledge or consent.

Five Kinja accounts is normal. Find a new slant. 

WHOA-OH VINCE CARTER (cram on Lamb)

Bow before the one true GIF