Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

+1 pussy knocked out (chyeah!) on the couch (chyeah!)

You know even without him being so direct as a black kid growing up in the 70s you end up with this sort of “Decent white man” radar system. Just a real serious feeling about a guy you think would not freak out if you bought the house next to him or stood behind him at an ATM machine.

Anyone that thinks those Eagles touchdowns should have been overturned on replay deserves all the mockery.

Here’s what you say when Pats fans talk about “bad calls” in this game, “Fuck you, you whiny piece of crap losers. Play revisionist history all you want- the Pats still lost to the Eagles and their backup QB. Go eat a nightshade and think about your failings.”

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Here we are now, tent in phases

Via @RobbieTassaro, here’s a side-by-side of the two clips.

“General non-alignment”

“Her eye? Jesus, kids today have shit all backwards.”

Scalabrine held it all together.

He didn’t want to be roasted because he thinks meat is better boiled.

Wait, is this how you make beautiful human submarines? Ken Bone lied to me.

Jaguars top fan remembers where she was...a couple minutes from the beach.

Retired General D’Brickashaw Ferguson of the First Order is FURIOUS he’s not on this list

I, for one, am proud of Miles Plumlee for earning entry into the hallowed Strip Club Mishaps Hall of Fame. Did not see that one coming.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…