Ironically, so did Pete.

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Mirza is another Muslim athlete. Someone let the Donald know.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

A small nitpick I know but the Tulowitzki deal didn’t actually add to the team’s payroll. They took on more in salary commitment because his deal had three more years on it than Reyes’ did but Reyes actually made as much(22 million) as Tulowitzki and Hawkins combined.

Here’s some numbers.

He’s the JP Ricciardi to Daryl Morey’s Billy Beane.

A young Vince Carter would have just dunked it from there.

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Like RB Antonio Andrews, who said playing in Nashville feels like playing on the road.

In fact, the Colts beat the Falcons xx-xx today.

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

Best mealtime dialogue featuring an NBA player since My Dinner With Andre Iguodala.

Robin Lopez: GET OFF THE COURT YOU DUMB DINOSAUR!!!

Raptor: Wow, this pasta is delicious! I especially love this ragu, the smokiness of the meat works so well with the creaminess of the pecorino.

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