First off, I've mentioned some of my previous "celeb" encounters with George R.R. Martin (STOP FUCKING ASKING WHEN HE IS GOING TO FINISH) and Bryan Cranston, cuz I'm cool and live in NM. But my favorite of all celeb encounters was when I was nine years old....

Daryl Hannah once ate at my families restaurant! Its more surprising because it was in a small town in Canada. And she's not really a celeb anymore. but whatever. DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME. SPLASH RULES.!

Coachella is to indie rock as San Diego Comic Con is to comic books

The idea that anyone doesn't know who Tom Petty is makes me want to cry. I learned of his existence when I was 10 (32 now) and have been a fan ever since.

I recently cleared out about of boards and pins that I am clearly never going to try. I am neither a crafty person nor a baker, yet I have so damn many pins for those categories. Not to mention the decor-based pins that I cannot afford or fit into my house. The Pinterest home page makes me glut myself on…

I set my "Pinterest" bookmark in my web browser to take me directly to my own pins. This avoids the temptation to scroll through other people's pins and allows me to use it exclusively for when I see something I want to remember (mostly recipes, books, gift ideas, and places to recommend to others in the cities I've…

That's one that that GoldieBlox has persistently done to annoy me. All the girls in the commercial are wearing tutus or fairy wings or whatever froofy thing. The toy itself is pastel pinks and purples. They want to decry princess culture, make it seem like an either/or choice, all the while using the trappings of…

I do not understand this behavior on any level, and I am saying this as a fan. I am one of those dopes who has waited in lines at cons, waited at stage doors (in small groups), and I understand the kind of fan who waits hours to stand behind a fence at a red carpet or the like. But what does this get you as a fan?…

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

Hell, my wife flat out says that she gets treated better by both patients and staff (including the women!) if she's better put together that day. So add physicians to that list.

I don't wear make-up at all except for when i'm going to the pub on weekends. And even then it's minimal. But weekdays...nope. Don't get me wrong, i make sure i'm presentable, as in showered, teeth brushed and hair combed but other than that i don't give it a second thought. But my best friend wears make-up everyday…

You clearly would have benefitted from HPV DNA testing (which technically doesn't require a swab of your cervix). The test likely would have picked up on HPV-16 or 18, your likely adversary.

This is just like the time that we [x] with [y]!

Can I get those 57 seconds back? That was godawful.

It's made in California, and although Trader Joe's says they came up with their own formula, I would bet it's manufactured in the Huy Fong factory, possibly with some proprietary tweaks for Trader Joe's.

You would be shocked how many people I've encountered outside of the midwest who did not know Native Americans still exist, as if they just perished or something. I get the feeling a lot of people who put on redface do so with the assumption that there are no Natives alive to take offense.

Scary story time:

Comparing getting his dick sucked to wearing a wristwatch

I don't even need to react to this, I'll just grab some popcorn and a seat to sit back and watch the comments section explode.

I'm a Thanksgiving baby which is really only an actual Thanksgiving birthday once every 6ish years but as a kid I got bummed a lot because people were always out of town the week of my birthday.