Yes! I overheard a guy talking to his friend in a bar a few weeks ago, he had just started dating this girl and really liked her, and she also said she she didn't really use Facebook. At a certain point she got weird and wasn't returning his calls, so he was curious and looked her up on Facebook and was somehow able…

He is like the Tom Bombadil of GoT. Fun, but completely unnecessary.

I shall now have "wheels on fire" stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

A Charlie gif is extra appropriate!

Sorry not relevant but: Yay Sailor Mooooooon!!!

Personally, I don't want a wedding just because I really hate the idea of having a party "for me" and being made the center of attention, especially in the way where it's to appease everyone else's expectations. That thought makes me incredibly uncomfortable and my boyfriend agrees (I hate the word fiancé too). We're…

Yes! And with nothing but the sweet comfort of [over]consumption to keep the insanity at bay.

I really like imagining him sitting at his kitchen table at night, alone, with just one light hanging down above his head. With a pencil and paper he is furiously writing these descriptions down. Then he sits up and yells them out loud, into a dark empty room. Then he says, "Good one Guy! You go brotha!" And he…

Thanks!! I might try the RoC one just bc based on MakeUpAlley it seems to be okay for sensitive skin/adjusting (saw some horror stories about chemical burns). Then move up to the +1.0%'s!

Wait so, you have to get a prescription for the retin-a cream? Or do you have some brands to suggest? I clued in to the sunscreen and water thing when I was about 21 (I'm 29 now - also don't smoke and hardly drink) so I have super faint smile lines below my eyes but otherwise so far so good. I also started doing the…

I miss it too! We of course frequented the local taquerias and all that, but man. There is nothing more satisfying than going to Del Taco on Taco Tuesday and leaving with a sack that's filled with twelve 49 cent (now 59 cent) tacos and ONE chipotle grilled chicken soft taco (I swear I'm not fat). Filling out the…

That's pretty sad if it's true.

Haha, well at least you wont be that asshole with 20 rolls of paper towels (or 8 boxes of corn pops and smacks) who just wants to get a price check right after ringing up the other 80 things your cart is filled with because you have a coupon that may or may not still be good. Then, after you've paid, you stand there…

Although, never forget Lo Mein Man of the Lower East Side. Yet another strange noodle sex event.

You mean you're not instantaneously transported to some remote and exotic location whenever you glance upon its rugged, world worn edges?! Weird!

Haha, thank you! It's funny to realize in hindsight how completely ignorant of so many things I was. I also thought tampons were only for "older women" and I had zero idea how they went in or worked. Haha, actually another funny memory is that I first learned the word "masturbate" in elementary school but I understood…

I never did! My mom basically said "never have sex, it's not for you. It's dirty." Meanwhile she was doing it loudly all the time with boyfriends. I also didn't know that girls were physically capable of masturbating until I was 17. Seriously. I thought only guys could do it, so it never occurred to me as a thing…

Haha, this actually made me laugh out loud.

Well, I have long hair that basically comes to the middle of my bicep, and it occasionally gets stuck in my armpits when it's windy. That kind of grosses me out but oh well. I just finally grew it out after having bobs for most of my life, so I'm going to enjoy the length for a while.

Haha yeah, that sounds like a nightmare. Plus I would imagine your arms got pretty tired.