It’s the most popular viewpoint among childless New York City dwellers with a big Netflix queue and are getting a rent reprieve.

Gun ownership.

Yes. There is actually some space between “BUT CAPITALISM!” and “KEEP EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS!”

Okay, doomer.

The number of deaths in Sweden is quite low. You and Beth are just obsessive doomers.

Sweden is predicting herd immunity in Stockholm next month. Stay focused, Beth.

Really? You think like the West Virginia state troopers would be able block off every country road between there and Ohio AND Pennsylvania AND Virginia AND Kentucky?

It does strike me as pretty absurd when a new trade paperback now costs $35 new and will be on sale secondhand for MAYBE $1.25 on Amazon Marketplace in a few months.

I’ve decided just to stop at Depression. Or rather, I’m too depressed to move on from Depression.

I certainly want to kill large parts of the economy, I’ll admit to that much. The cruise industry, the oil industry, the gun industry (k, that one seems not to have worked out the way I hoped it would), the industrial-medical complex (am I the only one who noticed that we essentially enacted free healthcare for all…

I mean to his huge, huge credit—and believe me, it does not come easy to me to say this—Trump ordered the bombers at the last minute to turn around rather than attack Iran last year.

I would absolutely love to not pay my local police force. I live in a town of 13,000 people and, for some reason, we just got a SWAT team, a BearCat vehicle and bought a bomb-disarming robot.

Actually I wonder if Betsy De Vos is pleased as punch to have the public schools shut down: Shutting down public schools is probably one of her major life goals.

they theoretically could “close” their boarders to intrastate travel by having checkpoints and requiring documentation of where a person has been, where they are going, etc

Biggest problem with Libertarianism is that it’s based on an outdated model of humans being inherently independent. While once true

My favorite movie theater story: Both I and the girl in sophomore year of high school who invited me to Sadie Hawkins got very sick the week before the dance and jointly decided not to go. BUT, then that night, we both felt better but decided, wait, let’s be cool and *NOT* go to the dance but instead go to the…

No, you can’t disinfect the inside of your body by drinking alcohol

Yeah, all of a sudden I’ve come ‘round to Trump’s opinion on the WHO . . .

Stop writing. Shut this site down. Know what will help with Covid? Nothing. Nothing will help. Or rather: A reliable, broadly available vaccine. Nothing else is worth talking about. Stop pretending your stupid computer shit is any good or your TV listicles or your lame housecleaning routines are helping.

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