No. Why should we put our lives on hold?

Do it. Why would you defer to fucking LIFEHACKER on anything? If ‘the virus is everywhere!’ then WHY DOES IT MATTER!?

Isolation isn’t working. Deaths are still increasing exponentially.

Team Youths, please. Don’t care about my right-wing uncles. They can die and I’ll bury them with their pistols up their asses.

There are many reasons to wish boomers dead.

I am entitled to summer. Full stop. Not kidding. Not ironic. Winter is seven months long here. And spring is just mushy and overcast. We get, at best, two months of decent weather here. If this is still in place then, then I’m going to have to reevaluate how much I care about other people’s lives. Given that nothing…

None of what you wrote helped me. I want this over now. Nothing they said we should do is helping. I’d rather be dead than not be able to go out for a year. Fuck your books and songs and shit. I want normal life back. And I don’t care who dies.

Later is too long. I want this over now. Or else I’ll do what I almost did a year go and commit suicidwe.

That’s too long. And the stuff we’re doing now isn’t working: The deaths aren’t stopping. It’s been a month and they’re just speeding up? So why are we bothering?

No. The internet doesn’t work as a replacement for anything. I’d rather go outside again and live life. If I can’t do that, I’d rather be dead.

I’m ready to die. If I can’t go outside and live life, I’d rather die. Don’t care that you feel different.

I won’t. The internet is only for stupid faggots and gamers.

I was counseled out of suicide once. That was a mistake: I should have been allowed to kill myself instead of having to live through this. Goodbye.

How do you know if someone’s an introvert? A: Don’t worry, they’ll be out in public and EVERYWHERE on the internet telling you.

I don’t care if old people die. I’d rather have their money instead of giving it to the assisted care industry to change their diapers for them.

If we’re assuming everyone has it, isn’t that an argument just to live our lives normally? Why keep suffering like this? Not everyone likes TV and video games as much as you.

I was counseled for suicidal ideation before this started. If it’s ‘two years inside your house’ then I’m going to revisit that. Death is better than this.

You’ll start to talk about forever in your next story. You’ve got to keep up with Performative Pessimism like everyone else.

What was the point of all this pain then? If it’s not working, why do we keep doing it? At best, you’re left saying, “Well it would be SO MUCH WORSE without this!” which is about the lamest, most counterfactual argument you can make. 

Fuck it. It’ll be like every other story of a ‘medical breakthrough’ I’ve ever read in my entire life: Breathless optimism, excited quotes then the story vanishes and then you never hear about it again. Why do you guys even run these?