Forsooth.

TLJ had a cohesive plot

TLJ had a cohesive plot

Or go for a walk in the woods.

Or go for a walk in the woods.

The best Star Wars film is The Ewoks Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

The best Star Wars film is The Ewoks Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

Star wars aren’t very good.

Star wars aren’t very good.

I hope he’s charged with state crimes now so trump cannot pardon him.

LET. US. BUY. CARS. ONLINE. Make it like any NORMAL customer transaction where we actually get what we want instead of some stupid hagglesome shit where we get what they’re able to convince us is all they have on hand and, oops got to nick off to the back room for AN HOUR to get my insurance information so that if I…

Okay then what about Lion-O?

Resident Evil 3 came out years ago. Why are you reviewing it now?

Aquaman and Wonder Woman were superb. Marvel is universally shit.

Same reason we’re getting joyless, joke-less, music-less, live-action Mulan eventually.

Horse with no name, etc, etc.

Ghostbusters Hotcakes: Now at participating Denny’s!

Here’s how to get it: “It’s something that already exists and maybe we can get some more movies out of it.” That, I imagine, was the entire producer’s office pitch.

The logical extension of those Capital One commercials . . .

Yes. Trite as it is: +1000. The extent to which The New Prudery ends at the water’s edge and/or Canadian/Mexican borders cannot be overstated.

I dunno, I still get a chuckle out of this as ‘Boomer Remover.’

Yeah. I mean right now it’s Salad Days to be a journalist: You can just pick ANY industry, region or racial or sexual minority and write your story from a prewritten template: