Those Who Clutch Butts has to be an unfinished Harlan Ellison manuscript.

I want to see naked teen asses prominently displayed everywhere.

Ah, good to see the 101st Fighting Anti-Sex Brigade has arrived.

Nah, I think he was pretty funny. You go away.

She got to be in the Muppet movie, what other kind of stardom is there even?

No one expects the Naked Belgian Inquisition!

Bully is a legit more-terrifying film than Alien.

The review of London Has Fallen maybe?

I mean the whole point of TMNT 2 and 3 were that TMNT 1 was considered too gritty (notice that in 2 they never once use their weapons?). It’s almost like the film series traces the wussification of kids’ films.

Yes. I have a friend who is also super into it. For a time you could pay $3 extra to get bumped to the front of the delivery queue. (I have no idea what happens if TWO people both pay that fee). This friend of mine was UNHEALTHILY obsessed with that feature.

I think that’s the sign of really cheap cheese; like it’s not even quite fully a dairy product but more like some sort of meltable corn oil emulsification.

Actually to boost brand awareness for Force Awakens, it’s now Famous Original Rey’s.

THE GIF. YOU HAVE TO POST THE GIF TO GET CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE. Bad Dumbledore, BAD!

Is Casey Jones the “Penniless Batman” or the “Gun-Averse Taxi Driver”?

/Bo down

The Secret of the Stickiness

Me too. Most such movies of kids doing a lot of drugs and drinking and having a lot of sex just serve to remind me how not-within-100-miles of being invited to those sorts of parties I was a kid. And I resent it.

It’s kind of a problem here. There is FUCK TON of Armchair Epidemiologists all of a sudden here in the Kinjaverse, with an added layer of Performative Pessimism, which I think is what people switch to when everyone is in even less of a mood than normal for regular Virtue Signalling.

Be aware that any time in a movie or video game that ‘the North Koreans’ are shown to be the villains, it’s both intended and understood as ‘the Chinese’ but hollywood needs the potential to earn at least a little money in China so they say the quiet part quietly.

Still, that is a nice collection of butts up top there.