How do you know if someone’s an introvert? A: Don’t worry, they’ll be out in public and EVERYWHERE on the internet telling you.

I don’t care if old people die. I’d rather have their money instead of giving it to the assisted care industry to change their diapers for them.

If we’re assuming everyone has it, isn’t that an argument just to live our lives normally? Why keep suffering like this? Not everyone likes TV and video games as much as you.

I was counseled for suicidal ideation before this started. If it’s ‘two years inside your house’ then I’m going to revisit that. Death is better than this.

You’ll start to talk about forever in your next story. You’ve got to keep up with Performative Pessimism like everyone else.

What was the point of all this pain then? If it’s not working, why do we keep doing it? At best, you’re left saying, “Well it would be SO MUCH WORSE without this!” which is about the lamest, most counterfactual argument you can make. 

Forsooth.

TLJ had a cohesive plot

TLJ had a cohesive plot

Or go for a walk in the woods.

Or go for a walk in the woods.

The best Star Wars film is The Ewoks Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

The best Star Wars film is The Ewoks Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

Star wars aren’t very good.

Star wars aren’t very good.

LET. US. BUY. CARS. ONLINE. Make it like any NORMAL customer transaction where we actually get what we want instead of some stupid hagglesome shit where we get what they’re able to convince us is all they have on hand and, oops got to nick off to the back room for AN HOUR to get my insurance information so that if I…

Okay then what about Lion-O?

Resident Evil 3 came out years ago. Why are you reviewing it now?

Aquaman and Wonder Woman were superb. Marvel is universally shit.

Same reason we’re getting joyless, joke-less, music-less, live-action Mulan eventually.

Horse with no name, etc, etc.

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