Here’s how to get it: “It’s something that already exists and maybe we can get some more movies out of it.” That, I imagine, was the entire producer’s office pitch.

The logical extension of those Capital One commercials . . .

Yes. Trite as it is: +1000. The extent to which The New Prudery ends at the water’s edge and/or Canadian/Mexican borders cannot be overstated.

I dunno, I still get a chuckle out of this as ‘Boomer Remover.’

Yeah. I mean right now it’s Salad Days to be a journalist: You can just pick ANY industry, region or racial or sexual minority and write your story from a prewritten template:

Those Who Clutch Butts has to be an unfinished Harlan Ellison manuscript.

I want to see naked teen asses prominently displayed everywhere.

Ah, good to see the 101st Fighting Anti-Sex Brigade has arrived.

Nah, I think he was pretty funny. You go away.

She got to be in the Muppet movie, what other kind of stardom is there even?

No one expects the Naked Belgian Inquisition!

Bully is a legit more-terrifying film than Alien.

The review of London Has Fallen maybe?

I mean the whole point of TMNT 2 and 3 were that TMNT 1 was considered too gritty (notice that in 2 they never once use their weapons?). It’s almost like the film series traces the wussification of kids’ films.

Yes. I have a friend who is also super into it. For a time you could pay $3 extra to get bumped to the front of the delivery queue. (I have no idea what happens if TWO people both pay that fee). This friend of mine was UNHEALTHILY obsessed with that feature.

I think that’s the sign of really cheap cheese; like it’s not even quite fully a dairy product but more like some sort of meltable corn oil emulsification.

Actually to boost brand awareness for Force Awakens, it’s now Famous Original Rey’s.

THE GIF. YOU HAVE TO POST THE GIF TO GET CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE. Bad Dumbledore, BAD!

Is Casey Jones the “Penniless Batman” or the “Gun-Averse Taxi Driver”?

/Bo down