Rickets is making a comeback too: Kids spending most waking hours indoors now.

They need to rebrand themselves. A reboot as ‘Souther Dakota’ or something.

Pretty sure people will still eat food without pictures of it. 

I would also like to it be taxed extra. Like, each year, take the money we spend treating obese people and divide it by the number of bottles of soda sold in the U.S.: That is this year’s soda tax.

It definitely looks like something I’ll really enjoy half-watching 18 months from now on a public library DVD while I fold laundry.

WHY DOES HE GLISTEN SO?!

Without the 40 pizzas, we all have to grapple with the fact that he’s just NATURALLY that moist.

[a meme of some kind]

I do. All the time. It means the same thing as magazine. Or maybe it doesn’t. I don’t care. I just like irritating gun faggots.

My apologies should I check with you before commenting on anything here at all?

[standard, tedious gripe here about how everyone’s using the term ‘entropy’ in not-quite-the-right-way according to thermodynamics]

Eh. I feel like this question leads nowhere except to becoming the ‘protagonist’ (if I can even use that term) of Ready Player One. 

Meanwhile, as a loving monogamous couple, we prefer this lovely and tender romantic ballad...

One actually-reassuring thing I heard is that we almost certainly do not have anything to fear from alien microbes or diseases: All of Earth’s biosphere is ‘of a piece’: Everything in it has evolved in relationship to everything else in it. Hence, bacteria and viruses and such don’t ‘just exist’, they specifically…

That’s either very likely or not at all likely: Woman is >thisclose< to retirement . . .

No but then . . . he wouldn’t, would he?

Yes! Equal representation for black droids!

My dermatologist has identified three moles for me to watch carefully.

But I don’t understand: Don’t we already have a bunch of star war movies and shows?