Anyone seen Drew Magary’s post about G/O trying to staff up Deadspin again and that they’re using the proposed job profiles that HE WROTE before quitting?

I suppose. I’m still mildly disappointed that Mrs. Pillow couldn’t quite squeeze him out before midnight on Halloween. I’ve long suspected people born on Halloween can see and talk to ghosts or something.

The kid’s birthday is November 1. He is VERY EXCITED to be able pre-register vote in the presidential election of 2028.

The Impossible Burger is really, really good.

We just discovered our 9-year-old is even more anti-Trump than us. Asked to identify the current president on a school worksheet, he wrote, “McDonald’s Dump.”

Ooh, so you’re saying my prostate-o-matic vibrator has another setting? Yum, yum.

Actually we also seem fine with Israel spying on our people. Black Cube, etc.

Just saw The Martian and Interstellar almost back-to-back this weekend. So, so damn refreshing after all the star war stuff. S’like, “Holy shit actual science fiction! And not a total reliance on violence and monsters for stakes!”

Yep. I mean, ‘Latinx’ is used by about 10 Latino professors of gender studies, a lot of Woke white people and not a single other person.

I mean really nothing’s going to be passed by anyone in any divided government ever again for the rest of our lives. In fact, I’m betting the playbook for any future situation of president and a senate being from opposite parties is that ALL—100%—of judicial or other appointments will be refused or just not taken up.…

I mentioned when I first started to hear about him that he’ll probably end up as one of the founders of the Zion city council along with Cornel West.

Does *any* good-aligned or trustworthy person either in movies or real life wear a pinky ring?

Eh. I think Trump at once loves nothing more than being himself and also, in equal measure but totally hidden to his own psyche, hates no person on earth more than himself.

Sort of. Mentioned upthread that he reminds me of the villain from the last of the Timothy Dalton Bond movies (License to Kill) who’s a sort of televangelist-but-actually-a-drug-dealer character. Benny Hinn crossed with Pablo Escobar.

He reminds me of the villain in the last Timothy Dalton Bond movie (License to Kill) who’s a sort of televangelist/cult leader who’s running a giant drug operation on the side.

Does it really though?

I mean I’d say from experience that there is such a thing as a LesBro: A straight man who is more than usually comfortable with lesbian women. To the point of being not-sexually-interested in them, that is. But this guy sounds like not one of those. 

Chromebook Person: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

His followers are toxic though! They said so much mean stuff to me and my wife on twitter! No I will not provide examples, but you can totally trust me on this. Who me? I work in investment banking and occasionally write for The Atlantic. My wife? She’s a lobbyist for AIPAC but that’s not important right now.

You say gel-AY-toe.