Yep. Twitter is composed of two groups; a large group of people who are on there for free and can say whatever they want and a small group of people who are on there because it’s their jobs and what they say is very tightly controlled or else they’ll get fired. This is, predictably, a very, very frustrating experience…

This is where my years of not knowing who celebrities are or what they do really pays off.

FF12: So. Much. Talking. I mean, you can skip the talking. AND YOU SHOULD. But frankly: I have *NEVER* understood what’s really going on in a Final Fantasy game. But I *ESPECIALLY* didn’t understand what was going on in FF12. Twice I made a promise to go through gamely, try and puzzle through all the dialogue,…

Squall Leonhart was a typical high school student cum child soldier

Oh nogod, anyone remember the brief conservative-christian hissyfit during the mid-Bush years when the HPV vaccine first came out? That it would encourage promiscuity? Yes.

Reboot clue? Ooooh noooo!

I feel like all of these images premise a future return to big infantry/armored fighting, of the sort we haven’t seen on any scale now since Korea. (And the one time since then might be Desert Storm, which sort of proved there was no point in even trying it anymore).

Uh, you are actually losing them soon insofar as your state may regulate these things out of existence and/or they will continue to fail to make any money, missing break-even points by plural billions of dollars until eventually the oh-so-wise venture capitalists decide to stop providing them with free money and they…

Welp, yes and no. Yes, it would have made them less transparently grifty and hence helped to sway public opinion.

The Bachelor/Bachelorette is performing a valuable public service in reintroducing people to the idea of arranged marriages.

“I’m seein’ double: FOUR Anthems!”

Or Cats. Or the title of Harley Quinn.

Nah, they’re just going to adjust it so Judy Dench’s CGI looks less unnatural.

194 stars says different.

you know some poor souls worked 80-100 hour weeks to fix it with crap pay

Yeah. It’s such a great look when someone makes fun of you and your response is to angrily and tearfully demand that they stopstopSTOPIT. Not at all juvenile or pitiable.

Mmm, that’s always a good look: Angrily demanding that someone stop making fun of you.