Please:

Or, perhaps, it is.

Mmm, that’s always a good look: Questioning people’s sexuality. That’s the top-shelf brand of classiness.

This is >thisclose< to them re-releasing Cats with the hands and faces ‘fixed’.

Goofy Asstitle

Harley Quinn: No, Not Quite as Good As Tank Girl, Is It?

This one needed a more tediously PC title. ‘Ewomancipation’ or ‘femcipation’ or something.

Maybe try the Charlie’s Angels angle and angrily scold people for not going to see the movie? That worked out so, so well last time.

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus was pretty good.

Mostly. I mean, Aquaman was fun. And Wonder Woman too. And WW1984 looks superb (although I’m not looking forward to them explaining how a character who very, very clearly died in the last one is now Back Again).

Yep. I mean, pan out too: Have any of these ‘distaff ensemble’ genre movies worked out well at the box office? Oceans 8, Ghostbusters (2018), the new Charlie’s Angels, this: None of them really blew the world apart. I mean, really crucially: Not a lot of women proportionally go to see these movies. More women went to…

That seems to be a crucial impulse missing from a lot of people who are super-enthusiastic about all this VR/sexbot/internet shit.

There’s something absolutely bass-ackwards about East Asian cultures’ enthusiasm for this robot and computer shit. Maybe there’s a crucial swathe of science fiction in European languages about the dangers of robotics and AI and surveillance that never got translated into Japanese/Korean/Chinese or something?

No, photographs are fine but this is terrible. The two things have nothing to do with each other.

I think we’re just now cracking the frontier on stuff like this that will soon become a reality

The good thing about real life is that you don’t need to be an expert to actually be right about it.

I can completely judge the entire obsession with VR, though. Face-TVs are stupid and gross.

Virtual Reality: No, It Still Isn’t Very Good

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The Matrix movies were very bad and I am absolutely sure this one will be too.