Move fast and break stuff is how I broke my dad’s ride-on lawnmower AND our mailbox when I was 15.
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Double it up with your furry fantasies and have them do it where the bears are known to do so.
I live 3 minutes away from a very good pizza place. And I live in a town of 3,000 people. Pizza robots will never exist.
Either that or else ‘gathering data’ isn’t actually the fabulous business model everyone thinks it is. Like, okay, you have a lot of people’s data: Now what are you going to do with it?
Stop saying “Softbank’s money”. Softbank has no money: They have Saudi Arabia’s money. Son is where he is and has (or had) the money he had because he was the one CEO not to cancel his meeting with the MBS after Khashoggi’s murder. He kept the meeting, so he got the money.
No. Aquaman was really good.
For the first time (for me) watched The Martian and Interstellar. *Such* fucking palette-cleansers after all the star war and comic book shit. Is the third act of Interstellar a bit goofy? Yes, a bit. But any original film these days gets an automatic Non-Seprequelboot Handicap, bumping it almost a full letter grade.…
I miss the iPhone 5C. It was such a perfect form factor. I drive an ambulance for a living and there’s a front velcro pocket on blue EMS pants EXACTLY sized right for a 5C. It like 95% fits my iPhone 7 now but . . . not quite. *sigh*
I remember the joke when the iPad mini came out:
It’s such a neat little duality:
And bear in mind: This is an Icelandic game. Imagine being an Icelander, at this time of year, and not being able to access this, your source of all-pervading entertainment.
No one should have made this app though. That it was made badly is beside the point: It should never have been made. NO app should ever have been made. Apps aren’t very good and important things should never be entrusted to them.
I mean I guess on some level it’s reassuring that most of the weapons were developing now are replacing a prior generation of weapons that were never actually used. Like, we never used our past 2 fleets of nuclear bombing planes. They just sort of ‘aged out’ into obsolescence and were replaced. On one level, that’s a…
Eh. It’s like the way mom and dad’s computer has like 11 additional toolbars in the browser.
We all had such a good laugh at that part of that old movie “Demolition Man” where Taco Bell was the last/only restaurant in the world, didn’t we?
Brett Stephens prefers that you refer to it as “Fashion Jewish Person”.
My guess is that 99% of Boomer assets will be hoovered up by the long-term care industry...and it still won’t be remotely enough.
I think we were once planning a vacation there, didn’t want to rent a car and we’re calculating how we could get around by walking. I couldn’t understand it: How could things like 5 blocks apart be 1 hour walking time? Fuck: BECAUSE MIAMI BLOCKS ARE A HALF-MILE LONG.