Ecuador’s nice. TOO nice for the likes of Trump. I dunno, maybe he’ll take up ayahuasca and in 10 years be a bearded hippie in yoga shorts who’s seen his own soul inside-out...

Yep. Read that there are *no* sources of fresh water in the entire Keys. 100% of those islands and their thousands of inhabitants (and tens of thousands of tourists) are dependent on one pipeline that goes the length of the Overseas Highway and is exactly as vulnerable as the Highway itself. 

The highest ground in Florida is a single point in northern Florida, Britton Hill, at 345 feet.

Build that wall...at the Florida border.

They’re no angels.

After the last few elections, the Cuban exile community had it coming.

Yes. This is the huge, HUGE asterisk next to ‘private space industry’: It’s ‘private’ insofar as it’s an industry that is completely dependent on a single, huge-pocketed customer: The government. There is no case for profitability if you take away that.

But as stupid a statement as that is, it’s not even true is it?

If a Moon mission were important to Trump then maybe they should have requested it at normal budget time instead of four months after budget discussions had begun. It’s not really possible to ‘surprise’ Congress into giving you extra tens of billions.

I mean, the constitution is undemocratic and unrepresentative, so caucuses can get in line to get fixed.

The Juicero. The F-35. The Littoral Combat Ship. The Fire phone. The Fyre Festival. The Kinect. Anthem. The Boeing 737 Max. Star Wars movies. The Cats movie. The Lion King movie. The Patriot missile program. The Osprey. WeWork. Enron. Obamacare’s website. This.

This indicts apps and phones and stupid computer dweebs 50 times more than it does Iowans. Some developers need burning at the stake to prevent this again.

I kind of *am* an idiot, so no biggie.

Did you watch the Jeff Goldblum episode on spendy sneakers? I was similarly baffled. Especially given how out-and-out hideous so many of these custom, celebrity-endorsed sneakers are.

Hey guys: I have these rare, expensive, limited edition sticks of dynamite for ya right here . . .

None of these guys are worth as much as the stuff they burn. 

Everything’s offensive now, we can’t say anything.

Don’t forget: Epic action AND total lack of musical numbers!

The original Star Trek aired from 1966 to 1969.