How do you feel about scenes where age-of-consent law loopholes are carefully discussed?

Me, I just want more five-minute discursive scenes where a daughter’s boyfriend explains age-of-consent-law loopholes to her father, concluding with him showing a little wallet card he carries around laying it all out.

Oh so that Witcher show happens in the same universe?

Why? Why do this? The live-action movie looked worse in every way than the animated version. Every live-action version of everything looks worse than the animated original. This is stupid decadence, that is all.

I also wish certain things about you.

Yeah. I mean it’s late days for us all to wonder “Why is everyone That Way on the internet?” It is, just as was proposed early on, something about a devilish cocktail of anonymity and exposure. Me I’ve started to think what might come after the internet. 

Yes, I’m afraid I don’t care for her much.

For Vectron!

Forsooth 

Sup?

What I’d prefer is *actual* minimalism. Like, less stuff of any kind, any quality. I went through a phase of watching very old Japanese movies; older than Kurosawa, like 1920s and 30s (too complex and dumb to explain how I got into this). My takeaway from all them, aside from the plot, was, “Fuck do we ever have a lot…

I tried watching that Netflix documentary about the families whose Ikea dressers or bookcases fell over onto their toddlers and killed them but I just couldn’t manage it past like the 15-20 minute mark or so.

“Christ, Article a Video”

What the hell is ‘braised celery’?

No, I think we can agree that’s not really an issue.

Go away.

That’s a real failure of suspension-of-disbelief on your part. Or else just, like, imagination.