What the hell is ‘braised celery’?

No, I think we can agree that’s not really an issue.

Go away.

That’s a real failure of suspension-of-disbelief on your part. Or else just, like, imagination.

Thank you, you gabbling knee-high internet goblin, you.

Trick question: Star Wars reached its apotheosis after the Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

Oh FFS. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A CATCHY WOKE BUZZWORD.

I can’t think why I would want this. I mean, I take no pride in it but I use my phone constantly. It is the very last thing on which I want any sort of wear-outable moving part or highly experimental, stress-sensitive surface material.

Yes. *hands you a custom-printed cardboard coaster*

Go to a REAL doctor, not some shitty certificate-based excuse mill where you pretend you care, they pretend they care, and for $500 you get a note

Eh. This is at least a bit less-malign than those “I identify sexually as an attack helicopter” shitheads.

Difficult-E-Bake Oven

Really they aren’t fooling anyone: Nobody wants to *eat* gold, but many people are curious about being able to *shit* gold the next morning.

Yes. I mean there’s been this long-running problem where fines—even MASSIVE fines—are less-massive than the rewards of committing the crimes you did to earn fines. Like, “We are fining you ten million dollars for this accounting fraud that earned you fifty million dollars. Ha-ha, that’ll teach you!”

Wow, what a refreshingly substantial sentence for a major white collar criminal. It’s almost like the judge gives a shit and/or didn’t go to college with this guy.

Imagine if we had a political movement that channeled 1/10th of the energy into elections that it does into policing the internet for Forbidden Words and Ideas.

K. So 1.) No it isn’t, you’re just flatly incorrect about that. But 2.) If you were right (and you’re not), could the problem perhaps be solved by you not reading this thread?

CEO has fled to Israel