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Next they make a Broadway stage musical of Aladdin. But it’s the Broadwasy stage musical version specifically of the live-action adaptation.

I wonder if H.P. Lovecraft was racist. I suppose if he were then someone would excitedly tell me that, with all the seeming of it being a little-known fact. But no, no one ever has done that, not even once.

Star Wars isn’t very good.

I smell all the time.

My experience has been different. A new or even just good-condition used PS2 $600, which is more than a PS3 costs.

I would really, really like them to re-release the PS2. And not like a plug-and-play facsimile loaded with ‘best ofs’. That’d be nice, don’t get me wrong: I mean just an actual, working PS2, newly made. Something where you could plug in your now-decades-old Dragon Quest, Rogue Galaxy, God of War 1 and 2, various

When I was a teenager in the 90s we used to have sex.

We were having dinner with my wife’s grandparents, who are still alive to this day. Her grandfather was saying that, as a kid (this would have been the 1930s), he and his friends would think nothing of getting their .22 rifles (they all had .22 rifles btw), putting them across the handlebars of their bikes and going

I miss eating Tide Pods . . .

We need this here. I demand the right to be mocked WITHOUT the fuss and bother of visiting reddit.

I know: Solo was really good. People who hate it also seem to hate water and music.

Maybe it’s okay. Maybe we’ve watched enough wars in the stars. Maybe it’s time we moved on with our lives.

You’d have enjoyed an Irishman-style digital de-aging?

Meh

Television isn’t very good.

Lo, and verily forsooth shall all of our poop be funny-colored in this the year of our lord, 2020!

I live in a small town in a cold climate and hence, I don’t see a lot of human skin (notwithstanding certain websites...). So on those rare occasions when I a.) travel through airports in the summer or b.) go to waterpark or someplace, I come away with an unshakeable impression that “I am the very last untattooed man

“Christ, Article a Video”