No, I mean the end of all video games because people wake up and realize how silly they are.

Nobody has any raw, unstoppable power any more. It all got dissolved away by smartphones and white guilt workshops and all those Tide Pods people ate.

Or we could go for a walk in the woods.

Didn’t a star war talkie just come out?

Go away.

Go away.

Play fetch . . . with my heart!

“I will make it legal! And by ‘it’, I mean . . .”

But I thought we already had a bunch of Star Wars movies?

Seven of Nine was the most boring character ever. And the enforced, mandatory, federally legislated “You WILL find her sexy, god DAMN you!” was particularly off-putting.

Or we could just go for a walk in the woods.

‘Course, the logical ‘end of exclusives’ is also ‘the end of consoles’.

Oh and he also has very specific opinions about SJWs, BLM, BDS, drag queen story hour and Jane Fonda.

Yep. This is like when one of those cults predicts the world will end on a very specific date, then it doesn’t and so everyone in it is left to try and rationalize what happened—they got the date wrong, maybe the world *did* end already, it was the work of villainous . . . I dunno, Jews? Gays? Gay jews? Etc.

Could the movie have been improved?

I interpret them as goat/yaks.

Star Wars isn’t very good.

Unregistered sex offender.

Mmmm, mature gravy ta-ta’s.

Full/Double XL makes it look perfect for couples who fall asleep mid-fight: “Full/Double XL: For when your boredom overcomes your rage.”