No you aren’t you aren’t sorry at all enough with your LIES!

It makes no sense: California King beds actually hold far more people than Wyoming or Alaska and yet they get no additional representation in the Bed Senate!

Bedbugs are a related but distinct species of arthropod.

You worked too hard on this. Or not hard enough. In any case: You didn’t work on it the correct amount.

No? Well I sure do. I am very curious indeed.

“Millennials are drinking so little wine, they’re changing how it’s sold!”

The ‘moistureless’ part seems to go hand-in-hand with the ‘unpleasant to eat’ part.

Yes! Me too. Scholastic does such great work, publishing stuff kids actually like at dangerously low price points. I mean sure, some of it is dumb (“Oh good; Minecraft Mad Libs and another one of those Lego books that’s like 1 minifigure and 20 pages of text”) but it’s a great tradition.

Yes. I just like to dump on Oreos. They are hateful to me. The way the ‘chocolatey’ parts get locked into the spaces in your teeth and, related, the way they don’t even seem like actual, human food.

I’m frankly surprised there were enough organic ingredients in the Oreo ‘cookie’ components (=the black/brown parts) to ‘rot’. They seem like the sort of thing you could put, unwrapped, on a shelf, and come back 10 years later to find no visible change.

Playing Frostpunk and watching Lost in Space has informed me differently.

I too often notice tan lines on the bodies of other men.

I was pretty deadly at those “Two Minute Mysteries” books you could get for $1.95 at the Scholastic Book Fair.

Oh and all the Hardy Boys: It’s smugglers. Every time. Smugglers. Hey, it was a different time: We had more taxes then. 

Sobol looks *suspiciously* like Ernest Borgnine . . .

Yes. At this point, no one should be able to pitch a story about ‘weird unpopular nerds’. Genre media has completely won. Games, gigantic film and TV franchises, massive book series, huge talmudic-conclave internet presences to discuss such things. And then of course, as you say, there’s the bigger world of…

Games are not art, they are toys.

I mean, just from the preview, it looks like he’s just playing his Sherlock Holmes character.