/brainbows, maybe

This is what happens when that “studying the blade” guy grows up.

Or ‘slay the spire’ . . . in bed. *smarmy wink*

Damn, I’m going to miss this via it’s Fathom Events simulcast; it’s tonight (1/15) and tomorrow (1/16) and both nights I’m busy with something else. Fuck.

Been enjoying a bit of preggo porn recently. It’s a pleasant reminiscence: Sex with the woman in my life when she was pregnant was particularly hot. I don’t doubt that YMMV but in my experience, a pregnant woman is extremely ‘in touch’ with her body. Some of it’s just what you’d expect “I need food NOW”, “I need water…

You too?!

I feel like post Professor Snape, there must always be one Conflicted/Complicated Villain. It is now a Required Element.

Simpsons kid, stop, stop, he’s already dead, etc, etc.

I’ve heard an argument that romantic comedies don’t ‘work’ anymore because even in a sexually ‘liberated’ context, they still always depended to a certain extent for their ‘stakes’ on the fear of betrayal between monogamous partners and/or saving sex until after marriage (or at least, monogamous commitment). With…

My feeling about that was “Wasn’t that already kind of weird and bad as being the name of a waif who was roughly fucked by her barbarian husband and, it is implied, her own brother?”

No it wasn’t shut up: nothing Star Wars has been good since Ewok Adventures: Caravan of Courage.

That’s odd: I thought the consensus was that Secretary absolutely was what 50 Shades tried so hard and completely failed to be.

Given they were in theaters (at least arty theaters) concurrently, what’s the under/over on how many people went to see Call Me By Your Name and instead saw Your Name or vice versa and were very confused?

Ladybits.

Vagina eggs. Vagina eggs, vagina eggs, vagina eggs. Jade vagina eggs. Vagina eggs!

Tech doesn’t really move that fast though. Not anymore at least. It’s just stupid little increments of videogame pixel quality and apps now. Toys, in a word.

Nah; real talk I’m betting the median age here is like 38.

I (mostly) unironically enjoyed Jackass. I am not ashamed to say it. It is the truth. It is of a piece with my general enjoyment of watching people fall off trampolines, get injured by fireworks, and skateboard/parkour badly.

One of the original Medium-Sized Rascals....