I cannot take any more of The Witcher. Five episodes in: the gross-outs keep getting grosser and the sex gets gratuitous-er (and mind you, I’m one of those strange weirdos who *likes* sex).

Star Wars isn’t very good.

I’m really worried that long-term exposure to prestige TV may simply make me bored by sex. And certainly if any show finishes the job in that regard, it’ll be the Witcher.

Star Wars is so terrible.

Admit it everyone: His face has a certain undeniably vaginal quality to it.

The 1990/1991 Dark Horse comics “Dark Empire” series was a way, way better version of ‘the Emperor actually survived and cloned himself’ story than the Rise of Skywalker.

The best Star Wars film of all is The Fifth Element.

Seems like a question for Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits, not for me.

Guy I know who hangs out outside the bar at open mic night?

Nah . . .

Someone once said that Democrats think elections/politics are Jeopardy whereas Republicans—correctly—understand them to be Family Feud.

Is it Veep that has that quote “You have no future in conservative politics--you’re not blonde!”

“People who’ve helped to destroy the world are very unhappy—very unhappy indeed—when the world-destroyers they serve momentarily pause to destroy them a bit too.”

If, because, and then . . .

Well . . . hang on: Spinach gives Popeye his powers but is it ever established that it’s his favorite food?

I mean in fairness, The Secret is just the positive-thinking version of The Prayer of Jabez. 

I feel like there should be a really killer joke to be made in here about the bathrooms but I don’t think I’m the one to make it.

What’s that joke? If the world were flat, there would be nothing left on it ‘cause cats would have knocked everything off.

I used to ask that. But I don’t anymore. There’s no point. These are folk willing to visibly make things up, on the fly, right in front of you. Like they are not at all self-conscious about pausing for a minute, staring into the middle distance, eyebrows slightly working, then continuing with a new explanation. They…

Given that CGI advances backwards, it’s odds-on that the underwater Avatar this year(?) will look substantially *worse* than 1989's The Abyss, a film that Cameron himself directed(!)