Hey I know some of these words!

Tank Girl >>>>>> Harley Quin

It is indeed a bit absurd, insofar as pretty much ALL technology at CES—really, anything with a screen—has the potential to be ‘sex tech’.

Milhouse: Stop, stop, he’s already dead, etc.

They did that already: It was called Farscape. And it was excellent.

“Mmmhmm. So your mother, talk about your relationship with her...”

And yet

1.) Yes, you’re right it’s funny

They *do* sort of nail that hilarious motif of a noble hero being followed around by a goddam minstrel who WILL NOT GO AWAY.

There are fives of us! FIVES I tell you!

*jots down note on legal pad* “Mmmhmm, and tell me what else led you to this feeling of hatred toward joy and fun? Something in your childhood perhaps?”

I’m so proud of someone for knowing this off the top of their heads (I’m just assuming you do and don’t have the PHB 2nd edition in front of you; you have a perspicacious air about you).

But no, you decided to cruelly deprive us . . .

But no, you decided to cruelly deprive us . . .

Representation isn’t important.

They’re just games 100% of the time. Video games are *never* art.

Why?

It’s a video game.

Be quiet child.

Eh. The most interesting thing Maul ever did was get bisected.

Star Wars isn’t very good.