“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Start of September I told my dad the entire first half of this season was going to be a bunch of meatballs and the Patriots could comfortably go into the second half with 7-8 wins. He has doubted them every week. He had the audacity to say the Dolphins weren’t as bad as everyone says.

Between the garbage autoplay ads and the even trashier Taboola clickbait below the comments, the only way to read these websites these days is disabling everything and enabling reader mode for mobile (chrome://flags/#enable-reader-mode).

Again, for the record, he smiled on live television and the opposing quarterback was complaining of dead people on the field (not including the offensive line, who were merely MOSTLY dead).

I think it would be wonderful if every headline involving Belichick was prefaced with “Noted Trump Supporter” because at the end of the day there should be a serious conversation about whether that should be grounds for wiping his entire legacy blank.

The Pats SOS so far has been 0.273 through seven games now wow.

There can never be enough bad things to happen to Gregg Williams in this world or the next.

I'm impatiently waiting for his eyes to fucking explode from his face.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

Too many auto-playing ads. 

Gase: “It’s okay, Sam. I see the ghosts, too.”

Dreaded Patriots

It was, in fact, a flaming disaster.

Is Adam Gase fired yet? Any teenager can drink ungodly amounts of energy drinks and get no sleep

You’re not off base, they do. This was worse, because Doug made the mistake of sounding like he was guaranteeing a win, the week after getting pantsed by the Vikings, after one of his linebackers said they didn’t have to worry about Cousins’ passing.

Pederson probably should have just went up there and answered every question with “Sucks to suck, man.”

“With the whole country watching them...”

I look forward to getting to root for new Skins head coach Doug Pederson next year.

Zeke just Ewok-ed all over them.