“You can’t get into a serious accident if your car doesn’t run!”

The crazy thing is how well WRXes hold resale value through design issues and owner abuse. Are Subaru buyers just completely irrational?

This. Every now and then I think about getting a WRX. But then I look at the TONS of them for sale with replacement engines in them (even before this recall), talk to my friends and coworkers who say that it’s normal to put more oil in the car every other gas stop, and read the horror stories on here.  Just can’t do…

*Piano music plays*

They admitted it this time.

Aren’t self destructive engines what makes a Subaru a Subaru?

“They’re treating the talent employees like shit.....what a shocker” Every Vince McMahon employee laborer ever

“They’re treating the talent like shit.....what a shocker” Every Vince McMahon employee ever

Every day is a newer and shittier development that is just blatantly putting the squeeze on some excellent writers and a (once) excellent site.  Painful.  

Well, lah-di-dah, Mr./Mrs. “I don’t need to be mauled to make $30K.” Down here at the 300-lb. Guys Mauling You factory, we get mauled constantly and rest our dirty faces easy knowing that we made an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work. SMH at you East Coast Elites with your no-mauling philosophies. There’s just…

Yes, thank you. I’ve been continuing to visit the G/O sites because I like a lot of the writing and the comment sections (trolls and racists notwithstanding). But fucking hell has it gotten significantly worse over the last couple of months. Say it with me now, G/O:

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

“How are you going to sit here and get all these people together and try to get the best talent for your league and pay them $27,000?...

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

This week’s Jambaroo reminded me that I needed to get a new fleece after my previous one died this spring in a tragic grilling-related accident.  So, thanks for the reminder, Drew!

Man that beer looks like a Shiner Bock knock-off. Same colors and everything, just replaced the ram with a deer.

That’s definitely just Shiner. 

WTF? 20 mid-article ads on a single post? It’s jarring when there’s 2 on a single view of the screen. 

Man is Deadspin’s new ad system brutal.  I think SoFi got more column inches than Drew.