Is this how Cinco de Mayo started? 

That was my first thought! Do many baseball teams have cheerleaders or is that  a Texas thing?

The Astros have cheerleaders???

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

Joe Burrow Scouting Report

I live in Columbus and there is legitimate dread at the idea of having to face Joey Football at all.  Most of the fans say they welcome it but you see the fear in their eyes, man.  No fucking way that kid doesn’t play with his hair on fire against the team that said he was only a backup.

That was a real half-assed tackle.

Sheaux Tigers!

This is a prime example of what can happen when you set the pace to “grueling".

Not a strong physics program at OU, huh?

Huh, I’m surprised this happened in Oklahoma. I expect this kind of outcome more for wagons in Oregon.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Have you seen those in the fast-mode you get when you take the screw out of the gearshift? My 5-yr-old daughter drifts the fucker.

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.

Five cans for twenty bucks is most assuredly NOT a “cheap beer.”

This is why the Jets hired Gase. He sees ALL the sparks. 

It could very will be a Maxima, but the first thing I thought of was a 2005-2011 Lexus GS. Similar inset bumper, a similar 7-spoke wheel option, but I am trying to key in on the illumination pattern of the rear lights, I’m not sure that is a perfect match for a Maxima. Here is the GS: