GLORYEEEBOYEEE VOLUME CHUCKER

That dude in the tweet isn't wrong. You ever wanna ID a cop just see how they react to a young, black, male shooting. 

“Mama, there goes them chosen people! "  Mark Jackson 

There was a second hand in the grassy bowl.

The segment steered clear of any political discussions, but notably called the protestors in Hong Kong “anti-government” protestors.

The only thing dumber than this being a thing is people truthering it, there’s only one proper response: 

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

We don’t need to pretend Morey’s social media feed makes him Huey P. Newton.

“... immediately sprinted away from the congregation after the coin toss”

Nice detour on israel; note that no one actually brings up what China is doing to it’s Muslim population because no one wants to upset them and jeopardize business interests with the world’s second largest economy. 

Someone failed reading comprehension.

Disney owns a controlling interest in ESPN. Disney has gone VERY far out of it’s way to bow and scrape to any demands or threats from China over pretty much any issue - I’m actually surprised they haven’t publicly disavowed Winnie the pooh.

I bet Mayfield avoided the handshake as a way to get into Sherman’s head. Like some sort of elaborate bank heist....a Hand Job, if you will.

Great call. I live for the post game Sean Payton vs Dirk Koetter chest slapping match.

Schrodinger’s handshake. It both happened and didn’t happen.

The wiggle went back and to the left.

I fucking live for pre- or post-game handshake drama. Harbaugh vs. Schwartz is the all-time great, then, uhh...was there a Belichick vs. Mangini one, or am I imagining that? Anyway, this is the most invested I’ve been in the NFL in years.

How ironic that as political campaigns become more and more like sporting events, the sports world becomes less and less able to handle anything political.