It’s from Marchman’s extremely weird cereal rankings:

Weeeellll...the VPs had to sneak in 9 holes this morning...which turned into 18.  You have to be fluid in these tough business situations.

I bet productivity is through the roof today. There weren’t be shit for stray office supplies around that place tomorrow. I wonder how many employees said fuck it and drank their lunch.

boys will be boys   amiright

“Don’t worry, we’ll crotch it out in postproduction. I mean crop it out, damn it!”

You hate to see some boneheaded decision taint the competition.

This is uncomfortable to watch. 

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

It’s absolutely degrading behavior. Teenager mob mentality.

This would definitely have happened to ANY reporter, folks.

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

There’s only one good innovative camera that I can think of - in-track cameras in F1:

This has convinced me that we need a documentary in the vein of The Bill Murray Stories except people describe their most awkward interactions with Belichick.

Was it wearing a hoodie? 

But I guess at 11 o’clock when you’re the GOAT of coaching, you go wherever you want, free ball.

[Addresses rest of Deadspin commentariat]

[Jerks thumb in Wurrwulf’s direction]

Get a load of this [obvious dubbed voice] stinkin’ guy!

-The edited for tv version

If you’re making in 6 months what he makes in a game, congrats on being very rich!

I 86 at least two bros per week from my bar that look exactly like that. He will have a rum and coke and a shot of fireball and tip $1.

Jokic looks like the NBA-/adult-version of that casual acquaintance of yours from 6th grade, who showed up for 7th grade 10 inches taller with bad facial hair and 60 pounds of extra heft in all the wrong places...except if that derp also became a world-class basketball player over the summer.