Since the only time I’ve seen or heard white dudes use “brother” have been amongst military and/or law enforcement... yeah.

So we're all just gonna call dollar bills "sanitary" now?

I use “Boss” with just a hint of twang and imagine myself as a middle-aged white version of John Coffee from the Green Mile.

My weed dealer addresses me as “Brochacho” when texting. Considering this is South Texas, I’ll allow it.

Has anyone else noticed that Bruce Arians looks like Charlie the Starkist Tuna mascot?

What is this change at the drive-thru window that you speak of? I hand them an Amex and they return the card and a receipt. Cash is only used for acquiring the devil’s lettuce.

“Dude” is better than “man” because it’s gender-neutral. I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.

Well done. A Google search for:

Taking the cue from Jack Nicholson, I default to calling everyone “babe,” no matter which gender.

“Then again maybe I’m a dork.”

No “maybe” about it, kemosabe. 

Abide on, Duder. Abide on.

Never forget

And to think, just 70 some odd years ago he would have been an attraction.

Abide 

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Her placenta falls to the floor

It doesn’t matter that she’s 16 or what the age of consent laws in Europe are. The value of a woman’s voice is not connected to how much you do or don’t want to have sex with her.

Busted

Uh, you know those ads are served based on your search history my dude.

You know those ads are populated by your browser history and not the website you see them on right?