Since the only time I’ve seen or heard white dudes use “brother” have been amongst military and/or law enforcement... yeah.

Sigh. It’s always fat bear week at my house...

So we're all just gonna call dollar bills "sanitary" now?

That Holly is an absolute unit. I like my bears 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚.

I use “Boss” with just a hint of twang and imagine myself as a middle-aged white version of John Coffee from the Green Mile.

My weed dealer addresses me as “Brochacho” when texting. Considering this is South Texas, I’ll allow it.

THIS GUY!

Has anyone else noticed that Bruce Arians looks like Charlie the Starkist Tuna mascot?

What is this change at the drive-thru window that you speak of? I hand them an Amex and they return the card and a receipt. Cash is only used for acquiring the devil’s lettuce.

“Dude” is better than “man” because it’s gender-neutral. I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.

Well done. A Google search for:

Taking the cue from Jack Nicholson, I default to calling everyone “babe,” no matter which gender.

“Then again maybe I’m a dork.”

No “maybe” about it, kemosabe. 

Abide on, Duder. Abide on.

Never forget

And to think, just 70 some odd years ago he would have been an attraction.

Abide 

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Her placenta falls to the floor