Resting Married-to-Mort Face

I’ve seen this a half a dozen times and it’s amazing and amusing every time.

So, no one’s gonna mention Humphrey’s dressed like it’s the 1970s?

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Tesla’s marketing is full of conflicting statements. Elon wants to promise the moon but the legal department has to step in and make it clear that you are only getting a picture of the moon and not the actual moon.

I like that Koenigseggegeegeg is upset about their car’s perceived auction value, but seemingly unbothered by its association with an African dictator who has stolen the money to buy their vehicle.

This Veneno on this color has to be one of the most ugly supercars ever made

My oldest, who’s almost 2, has twice ran headfirst into walls on purpose.

So you’re not bothered by the fact that they won’t release the footage of him breaking said rule? That’s not at all shady to you? 

Sure, but when I try to help a cyclist like this, they're all "share the road!" and "get back on the pavement!"

So, believe it or not, but I actually did this — I dislocated my shoulder and then knocked it back into place — and I can confirm that it’s staggeringly, cripplingly painful. It was almost an out-of-body experience; I vaguely wondered why someone screaming so loudly before realizing it was me. Safe to say, I couldn’t…

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

I’ve often thought that being a toddler must be very similar to being drunk. All wobbly, bad decision making and occasional vomiting and incontinence.

Yeah, but if they had run the ball we may have missed out on this hilarious interaction:

Or maybe the guy who’s been held up as a god for the last half a dozen years simply isn’t.

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

Since Winnipeg was up a goal, Letestu figured he’d have a little snack before Edmonton could ketchup.