Because degenerates out there are betting on Arizona high school sports, and against Mountain Pointe specifically, and he owes those degenerates money.

Wait a minute, you buried the lead here. One of the schools was named Brophy Prep? Could there BE a more descriptive name for the kids who go there?

Normally this would make any man a sticky sweaty mess. At least in Arizona, it’s only a dry cheat.

For preventing two additional Patriots titles AND giving us 18-1 instead of 19-0, to Eli Manning I say “Thank you, sir, and welcome to the Hall of Fame”.

I unapologetically and unironically love Eli Manning. First off, he gave us two of the most satisfying (18-1 still gives me a shiver up my spine) and electric super bowl wins we could wish for. As a Giants fan, the joy those two SBs gave me is such that I don’t feel entitled to complain about the on-field product for…

“Demons” is an anagram for “on meds” which is an anagram for “Jim Irsay spilled his pill bottle into Vinatieri’s Gatorade”. Or at least that’s what the voices in my head are telling me.

Yeah, he had high expectations of based on his name, which caused people to overrate him when he was playing well, and then trash him as worthless when he struggled.

We all slow down with age.  Sounds like he needs to get more exorcise!

Now that Drew Brees has some time off, maybe he could use his connections to put Vinitieri in touch with a group that could help him exercise those demons? It would be the Christian thing to do. It could be as simple as kicking with his left foot even though he was born right-footed.

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!

I’m a Giants fan and I still don’t get the Geno Smith hate. He had

I mostly remember him for making faces like this:

“he still looks like a dang Lego Man with his helmet off”

The problem is that they lack anything resembling creativity, and so what you get is dudes saying THE FOOTBALL and THE RUNNING BACK POSITION.

I lived in Austin, TX for 10 years growing up, and when you’re there, crossing a state line is an EVENT.

When my mother got married to my father my maternal grandmother refused to give her blessing because of my paternal grandmother. My paternal grandmother was abusive and manipulative from day one and my mother and I agree that she played an active role in my father’s early death. Everything she touched spoiled and all…

Manipulative MIL: had the same problem. When my SO chose some furniture/decoration she made nasty comments - I jumped in with “I guess it’s lucky it’s not your home or choices. I think it looks absolutely perfect.” and stared her down.

Bravo.

Bands that could be Nirvana, ranked:

I’m confident that the closer we get to marriage and beyond that the less influence and mind games she’ll be able to play...