Being a Jets fan is being used to ending the half with only a Ficken field goal.

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

$5 the cyclists are at fault. Cyclists usually believe rules do not apply to them.

...Meanwhile, here in Indiana if you see a guy on a scooter it usually means they’ve had 5 DUI’s and ain’t scared of going back to jail... and the guy on the Harley in black leather is a PTA member living his middle-management mid-life crisis.

Nothing like watching some middle aged people fighting in a Colorado suburb.

Dead letters will be interesting this week...

It’s just locker room talk/behavior!

If you have to imagine something happening to someone you care about to understand that thing is bad, you don’t actually understand that the thing itself is bad. 

The irony is that Brown did something Big Ben would do. Now its Big Ben out for the season.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, one of the easiest things to do in life is not exposing oneself to others, I do it everyday with ease!

Alternatively, just imagine anybody was a commissioned painter and this is what happened to them while they were trying to do their job.

This makes his sudden falling-out with Roethlisberger that much stranger.  They have so much in common!

Surprising that he and Big Ben didn’t get along better.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

Harmless fun!

Also tens of thousands of Pats fans. Folks here assume that any negative news about the team is just jealousy. It’s ... pretty awful.

Grab ‘em by the Warhol.

Guys, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown might be an asshole.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”