A coworker of mine is from Singapore, and apparently in that part of the world a “honky” is somebody from Hong Kong. It took me a while to stop laughing whenever she says it.

I prefer “blanco niño” myself

Honky has to be the funniest slur ever. 

Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

“The beer choices were Bud products and Goose Island 312..”

You think Indy fans are going to like Brissett more than Andrew Luck? You’ve been to Indianapolis, correct? That take is, uh, misguided. I know Brissett is an anti-vaxxer/flat earther and whatever, but he clearly exceeds the melanin tolerance threshold for most people in Indiana.

Your dog was a good dog.

Based on “I’m looking at my final days alone,” I thought this was going to be a much grimmer post.

I miss Emmitt Smith’s lock of the week mostly because I still giggle like an idiot every time I think of the word “buttalo!”

She knows only that she is a cog in the eternal machine of the universe. No more. No less.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

And here’s video of the whole ride, which was bought for Kempf by the owner of the phone

SpaaaaanFELLEEEER!!!

Come for the fistball, stay for the rabbit hole!

Well you have plenty of time to learn now that you’ve been fired from work for googling “fistball.”

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina. 

I used to attend punk shows and there was this one dude who wore sports goggles a la Horace Grant in the 90s. I think he was trying to avoid your problem. 

Sports highlight of the year!

Are your arms heavy as well?  Is there perhaps vomit on your sweater already - possibly Mom’s spaghetti?

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans*