Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Solid effort from the Non-Hefty Non-Lefty.

Unclean balls have put the brakes on many a fast and fun evening.

When will the day come when growing a plant isn’t illegal. Cannabis is a miracle plant with numerous health benefits, hmmm, maybe big Pharma had something to do with the demonization of Cannabis so they can kill you with synthetic concoctions but take all your money before you die from using their crap.

Yeah, but they're so hard to harvest. They're bouncing here and there and everywhere 

Cómo se dice "stop snitchin"?

If I’m not mistaken, it didn’t end well for the last snitch that went on a helicopter ride. 

+1 Cannonball!

Props to the geniuses who saw weed on TV, recognized weed on TV, and turned to clout-chasing on Twitter. How do you say “stitches” en español? 

Cycling’s doping problem is out of control!

Usually it’s drugs ruining cycling, not the other way around... 

How did they know it was the Devil’s Lettuce? I’m an avid fan of the Jazz Cabbage myself, but from that distance I can’t tell a regular old potted plant from a bunch of Giggle Bushes.

Those PGA viewers snitching on golfers will have to step up their game.

So, getting high ruined everyone’s high. 

this is why i only grow gummi bears

Narcs.

Not cool! - Carl Sagan

Buncha of fuckin snitches!

this is a cop post.