Privatize some things for money.
You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right.

His days are almost over.

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

That tweet dig-up certainly stopped AB cold in his tracks.

I would pay to see that.

.... get out of my brain.

Yeah, for a proper Torchinsky article their needs to be a part where the buses are charged by pedal powered generators at each seat that convert childhood obesity into electricity.

You okay Torch? This idea is quite logical, practical, and very doable... somewhat atypical for a guy who posits electric eels as range extenders.

What about the bitter, middle aged, alcoholic divorcee piloting the bus? Do they also get replaced in this scenario? Because if so, I better start job hunting.

Not just any cigarette. He’d be smoking Gauloises you uncultured swine! 

I mean, he’s not wrong about the French...

For the love of God people, WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

He shot 39% from further than 8 feet away, so she might be okay.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

Mandatory:

You left out:

one of Al’s best!

this made me laugh, then immediately sad.

Can we chalk it up to it being an instance of him deliberately playing down things he doesn’t want to talk about and/or misspeaking in a way that would cause the press to lose their collective shit because he hates the media like my father hates his son?