I have a border collie who I’ve trained up to be a dementia dog and so we’re in long-term care homes four times a week working with people who are cascading down to the final stages of dementia. Neither one of us had any experience with the elderly, let alone people who were physically fragile and with the kind of…

Articles like this make me glad my kid decided to be a 6'2" 240 lb trumpet player rather than using his head as a battering ram for the dubious glory of dear old SHS (like his dad)

New nickname idea: The Lunar ‘Lander!

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

It’s the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle from the 1981 movie Stripes. It’s a good movie, and the UAV is arguably one of the best parts of it.

All of the people bitching at Luck for this decision can get fucked. Being in constant pain fucking sucks, rehab fucking sucks, and re-injuring shit you thought had healed fucking sucks. Luck has a young wife pregnant with their first child, his brain still intact as far as we know, and enough “fuck you”money to…

I always thought that Robert Smith was an interesting case that doesn’t get talked about a ton. Smith retired at 28, immediately coming off the best year of his career where he lead the NFL in rushing.

Of course, known credit-card thief and backwards-pants-wearing plagiarist Doug Gottlieb had a Clay Travis-level take:

I think Drew’s point was that he chose to leave the NFL in what should have been the prime of his career to pursue other, non-football interests. He didn’t keep football as the #1 thing in his life, the way the powers that be want players to do.

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

Get the military version:

I agree with you, but (with a couple exceptions) the troops haven’t actually made anything “more safe” since 1945.

If this isnt your theme song while doing business....youre doing it wrong.

Don’t undersell my man Kesey like that! I’m sure he was on WAY more drugs than Irsay. He could just handle his shit like an adult.

All I can think of while reading this is that the polar opposite of this is Ben “HURF DURF BEN LOVE FOOTBAW” Roethlisberger and how he’ll probably not survive more than 20 years after retiring. 

don’t sell yourself short. Handjob Bob Kraft is f-ing brilliant. Bravo!

Just like in real life, we want our boys to do their best, go and fight for our country. But the second they are out of the military, fuck them. Fuck funding the V.A. Fuck their prosthetic legs. Fuck their “whiny manby panby PTSD boo hoo, my feelings” that literally drives them insane to kill themselves, or sometimes…

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…