“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quaaludes.”

Cleaves’ Grandmother: “That’s my Mateen, always running around buck naked dragging women back to his room!”

To be fair, he wasn’t holding 2 forms of ID while on camera assaulting her.

I mean, this is right after world peace on my wishlist.

Not interested. Worst sounding cars in racing. Even worse than the Ford GT.

Shut up and kibble.

Ideally, the Lakers turn into such a trash fire this year that Davis decides that leaving via free agency is a much better idea than sticking around, leaving them with literally nothing in exchange for six players, two first-rounders, and a pick swap.

Memmmm-ories , light the corners of my mind .Misty-water colored memmmmmmmmm-ories........

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

Disqualified from international hockey.

So an exchange rate of 1.25? That's about right. 

Definitely in way over your head. Thanks for the warning

You take such a large collection of white men and put them in a place, you’re gonna get a solid display of just the worst fucking facial hair you’ve ever seen.  

I’m not sure that I like it. It looks really small to me.

As a guy who played baseball and who drips sweat within 2 minutes of starting any physical activity, I feel pretty attacked right now.

A similar phrase was also used by Billy MacFarland of Fyre Festival fame. 

I’m more of a LOOGY guy around cubicle farms

I’m pioneering something similar in my office: the 10-3 guy. It’s going great!

I’m calling it: the twist will be that this movie is a DIRECT SEQUEL to Space Cowboys