get the house skip wife and kids both are a pain in the ass buy the car instead. 

Is that Geoff?

I can never tell if I like or hate this design.

Skip the kids, buy sportscars, save the world.

It is 10 year old math, it works. I paid my math team in cheese pizza

“Design it for a ten-year-old kid” - head of C8 design.

Being a long way removed from 10 years old, I don’t know if they succeeded--but I like the sentiment. 10-year-old me was obsessed with drawing C3 Vettes; I hope there are some 10-year-olds today who get the same joy sketching C8s.

Well, a 10yo and the typical buyer are about the same number of years from wearing diapers.

You Fultz’d it.  

Ah. I feel a little dumb.

That’s kinda the joke I was going for. Guess I wasn’t obvious enough.

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

“See? I told you.”

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

One of the most interesting results was actually the Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car:

is this blog over?

I am a visibly washed-up wreck of a 38-year-old, just an absolute pile of nonthreatening shit wearing shapeless—but breathable!—linen shorts that would be embarrassing if I had any dignity to put at risk. My shirt does not literally have the words “Father Of Two” stamped on it, but that’s only because it would be…

Now this is the SPORTS content I have been coming to Deadspin to read for the past decade. Thank you for sticking to SPORTS, Albert.

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.