I’m glad I drive an older car with a huge greenhouse and skinny A pillars. When I get into a new car, it’s like getting into a tank. The visibility is shockingly poor.

This is where a stop sign works ...

The life your loud pipes save might not be your own.

Sometimes when I’m MVCS, I have issues with CBDR. I get texts, too, and I’m all like TLDR, which gives me FOMO, and then I forget about it, B/C ADD, but then my OCD kicks in and I pick up my phone and try hard to reply, but PEBKAC so I just put it down and wonder, like “should I GIAR?”

69-degree angle

He stays in in bathroom instead of running? He’s the yin to the Mad Pooper’s yang.

For me it depends on the sport. I live in the Central Time Zone, so I prefer my NFL games at noon or 3. Basketball games don’t take as long so anything that starts prior to 8 PM is ok with me. Baseball 6 pm is the perfect time. And college football I enjoy the early 11 o’clock slate on Saturday mornings. Of course…

Escapes are on the shorter and narrower compact Focus platform.

Do you guys remember when the 73-9 Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Hilarious.

I’ma let you finish but the Flex was the best EcoBoost “crossover” of all time.

I like to watch this and imagine Ted saying “Boop”.

suckerdumped there weren’t we

I’ll take Gary Jules acoustic version over Tears any day.

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

Had a lot of money coming if Georgia won. (Had them at 15-1) Felt confident based entirely on the fact that Hurts is simply a terrible QB. Then Saban had to go and sub in that amazing freshman and fuck me.

I always love when players thank Jesus for helping them win, because Jesus gives fuck all about the Christians on the other team right?

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.