Twatter Prognosticators, for what they’re worth, mentioned: Knox, DSJ, Ntilktina, NY’s 1st Round Pick, Dallas’s (2) 1st Round Picks, + salary filler. With NY basically giving up on the year and Zinger not playing this year with Dallas, the picks could be high enough to convince the Pelicans.

They're going to trade for AD and hope that AD and Kyrie being "best friends" will land the pair in NY. NY has already said that they aren't concerned about AD claiming to be a one-year rental. If NY's pick winds up Top-2, I believe they have a shot at convincing the Pelicans.

But, but, but we don’t have a homeless Veterans problem here...

Does this mean the ~50 new-in-package Hot Wheels I recently rediscovered in my parents’ house will gain value?

Never, -ever- underestimate the pettiness of New Orleans. We will never let shit go.

I still think Solo rocking the full durag has been my headgear highlight so far. There were points during the game that he looked like a 45 year old dude at the Y with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. 

Sonofabitch! #55 Mazda comes across the nose of the #57, and they both go spinning. Two cars I'm rooting for just ran into each other. WTF?

I has to read this 3 times to realize that you weren’t referring to the “HNIC” that Morgan Freeman taught me.

Teh wemenz are up to 4th in class! Kick some ass, ladies!

I solo attended a good friend’s wedding a week after my wife filed for divorce. I don’t know about attending future weddings. On the one hand, free whiskey. On the other hand, everything else.

It would have been used even earlier on the helmet-to-helmet, concussion-causing hit to Josh Hill.

About 15 seconds.

My Credit Union is currently at 2.24% new or used. When I bought my used Outback 6.5 years ago, I got 0.9% from them. Credit Unions are the jam.

He'll buy himself a gold toilet, but spend money on someone else? Cheapest possible option available every. single. time.

68-21 tells a different story.

That being said: last season of TG was as good, if not better, than any previous season of TG. I'm looking forward to the new season but sad to see LeBlanc leave.

One of two things needs to happen: stop posting about TG or ban stephenmcknight. That clusterfuck of a commentor ruins absolutely every. single. comment. section.

It’s per player, not shared.

“Uhh... Can I borrow your phone? I think I need a doctor."