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More shit that I’m not interested in, and the shit I am interested in not being available with the options I want.

In other NBA Birthday News: Thon Maker just celebrated his 32nd birthday! 

I know you want a manual, but I'm thinking a Fear-and-Loathing style '70s Cadillac convertible. 375 linear feet of classic cruising. I can't think of a more enjoyable cruise to the ice cream parlor with the family.

What... uhhh... preventative maintenance prevents electrical issues?

I’m 6'4" and loved, loved, loved my first gen xB because of the reasons you listed. I have liked the look of the Soul forever, but I’ve always heard an overarching narrative of “they aren’t very reliable”, “the dealers suck”, etc. Thanks to you and everyone else that has chimed in!

Are Kias reliable now? I only know 5 people who have owned Kias in the last 5 years, and they've all had electrical issues. Can some Jalop Kia owners increase my sample size, plz?

The moment Brad Wing became a legend!

I don’t know if anyone else in the league blankets the guy they’re defending as well as Jrue. Kawhi, AD, Giannis, Embiid, LeBron, etc are all bigger than Jrue, allowing them to not absolutely have to be in their guy’s hip pocket 100% of the time. Guys who average 20 shots/game only have enough space to get off 5-10…

I enjoy aggresive offensive Jrue, but not even a mention of the Jrue-Jitsu this fucking dude is putting in on the defensive side? C'mon, AB. Jrue is locking people down so hard right now.

BALK. Runner advances.

Dynamism? Michael Thomas, you know, the Saints’ #1 receiver, just had 211 yards and a touchdown. I’m sure the Rams weren’t keying on him, though. Get rekt, son. Julio isn’t shit. Fuck outta here.

As a Saints fan: LOLOLOLOL HOW’S THIS FUCKIN’ CLOWN STILL CONSIDERED A TOP 5 RECEIVER. Four touchdowns in 1.5seasons? Fucking rookie Tre’Quan Smith has 3 already.

Brees and AD are both making MVP claims this year.

Davis was told he would get beef if he said something.

1st Gear is why the 1st gen Scion xB (“A car for the youths!”) wound up being bought by a bunch of olds. The front doors opened up a huge hole to slide into an impressively high seat. There was no “step down” like in a truck or SUV/CUV, either. Man, I miss my '06...

I was thinking the same thing! Nine seconds to cover 64 yards? Holy shit!

I love the M45, especially in profile view.

My assumption: if he dies, his family probably won't have any health care bills; but if when he's 35 and still dealing with health care related to this, I doubt the school will still be willing to pay for the costs. I don't think this crowdfunding is to pay for his surgeries, hospital stay, etc right now; I would…

How much do you really expect from the commentariat of a website that prides itself on dick jokes, poop stories, and mascots shooting their dicks off? Maybe you shouldn’t be such a tightass. “It will help you a lot in life.”