Hello and welcome to Deadspin. You’re going to be quite a busy person offering your armchair psychology to all of the people who “spew their hatred” on this website.

Yeah, except A&M was ranked 22nd, and Bama nearly doubled their fucking score by winning 45-23. They didn’t need a fucking end-of-game, come-from-behind touchdown to win. Dumb fuck.

I can’t believe the blowjob these announcers are giving Clemson. “With their backs against the wall...” “Outlasting their opponent.” Fucking please. You beat an unranked team by 4 points. You gave up 23 points with “one of the best defenses in college football” to an unranked team. Fucking shitheel Ohio State won a…

I did, as well. I somehow thought that rule went into effect 10-15 years ago.

The Saints’ garbage-ass defense got hit with back-to-back Roughing the Passer penalties. The first for body weight, and I still haven’t figured out the reason for the second.

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I want a docu-series of Bird and Taurasi wrecking jabronis at various Ys once they retire.

Just the other day, The Cooking Channel had a Good Eats rerun on how adding salt to sweet and sugar to salt improved foods. Maybe she was taking Alton Brown’s advice to an extreme.

Things I’ve experienced in 30 years of being a “car guy”. Middle-class car guys are more often insufferable fuckwads that don’t want you within 20 feet of their $20k car. Rich people who bring their Porsches or Lamborghinis or Ferraris or Audis to actual car events are all about letting people experience their shit.…

My take away is more that the SportsCenter Twitter handle rolled over for Saban. The tweet should have read “Insufferable Dick Saban is incapable of answering meatball PR question; berates our employee."

I don't know shit about her mom or brother, but I was terrified of Rita having any stake in either team.

Yeah, when BBC America was showing a three hour block starting at like, 9-10pm, I watched the shit out of it. It was so fun.

Lolol. I got rekd.

You probably cursed it. France is going to dick around and sit on the ball now that they have a 2-goal lead.

I had to scroll way too far to find an Enes Kanter tweet.

I completely agree with you. I don't fault dude for taking a gamble on himself while snagging a ring, but to try to justify your move by saying no one offered you anything is dumb. Especially when there have been so many openly talked about deals heading his way.

Every New Orleans sports dude (reporter/blogger/insider) is saying this is false. 

LeBron is going to turn into a super saiyan amalgamation of Red Foreman and Fred Sanford.

Holy shit, that’s one of the best slo-mo fights ever.

Can the Pelicans get moved to the Eastern Conference? Please?